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03:47 pm: JORDI, MASHNUN Y TXAPULÍN SAYS: THE REMAKE PICTURE SHOW
Antes de que todos y cada uno de vosotros me mandéis la misma mala noticia (de la que se lleva hablando unos diez años, por cierto, pero siempre como un proyecto para la tele que no iba a tener gran trascendencia, y en el que se llegó a afirmar que Marilyn Manson haría de Frank), la retransmito aquí:

MTV is about to commit first-degree murder by remaking the cult classic "Rocky Horror Picture Show." That's our cue to go back to bed. This is obviously a bad nightmare and we must wake up.
The ugly and mean whores at MTV said they will use the original screenplay, but may add new music. GOD NO! They are aiming for a Halloween 2009 release. So, it's official. October 31, 2009 is the day we all spontaneously combust.
Casting has not yet been announced.

Dammit, Janet! Fuck, I can already see who MTV is going to cast in this shit:

Pete Wentz as Dr. Frank-N-Furter
Ashlee Simpson as Janet Weiss
Zac Efron as Brad Majors
MTV star Tila Tequila as Magenta
MTV star Parasite Hilton as Columbia
Brooke Hogan as Rocky Horror
John Norris as Riff Raff
Benji Madden as Eddie
The casts of Real World and Road Rules as the ensemble I know I've said this a million times, but HOLLYWOOD IS DEAD. Gone. DEAD.


Sólo existe una manera de salvar este proyecto.
Sólo una.

Señores de la MTV:
Dramakuin se presta para el remake.
Nos sabemos los personajes y podemos aportar atrezzo.

Nos pueden pagar en copas, incluso...


(¿Me imagináis haciendo de Janet en el remake? ¡¡¡Yo sí!!!)

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From:[info]txapulin
Date:July 24th, 2008 02:25 pm (UTC)
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Pues sí, gran solución, ya deberías estar mandando la propuesta para un casting conjunto. ;)
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From:[info]dr_silberman
Date:July 25th, 2008 09:58 am (UTC)
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¡Yo la dije antes! ¡Hail yo mismo!
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