En ocasiones pasan cosas que nos hacen gritar que nuestra vida apesta. En ocasiones tenemos ganas de decirle a alguien "es cierto, tío, tu vida es un asco" o "te lo mereces". En ocasiones, internet provee. F*** My Life me tiene enganchadísima :-) Lo malo es que no puedo escribir ahí, porque ya conocéis todas mis desgracias cotidianas (¿cómo lo hacéis? ¡No lo sé!) y me reconoceríais enseguida...
- Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML.
- Today, I made a couple videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I arrived back from school to find my family huddled around the cam-corder laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
- Today, in the middle of dinner, I went to rest my chin on my hand, missed, and stuck the straw from my drink straight up my nose. My nose bled all over the table. He hasn't called me since. FML
- Today, I lost 200 dollars while playing poker with my new sunglasses. Turns out you can see the cards in the reflection. FML
- Today, I cut myself of a bandaid box, while trying to get a bandaid out for another cut. FML
- Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML
- Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
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