05:01 pm: ME RECUERDA A AQUEL CHISTE DEL TIPO QUE TENÍA TATUADO "TU NOMBRE"




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05:06 pm: LO ÚNICO QUE ME CHOCA ES QUE TOSHIO LLAME A SU MADRE POR SU NOMBRE
Por lo demás, es un anuncio simpatiquísimo :-)



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05:17 pm: SILBIDITOS
SMSs para todos:

23:38 No sé dónde tengo hoy la cabeza; ya van cuatro cómics online que no he entendido. #

23:40 Anda, ¿y este corte que tengo en la mejilla? ¡Si hoy no me he afeitado! #

De mi errática mente a Twitter y de Twitter, gracias a LoudTwitter, a LJ.

05:51 pm: PÁRVULOS ALEMANES INTENTAN FUGARSE A ÁFRICA PARA CASARSE
Los niños eran tres: la feliz parejita, de cinco y seis años, y la hermana, de siete años, de la novia, que iba a ejercer de testigo (!!!). Los niños tenían la intención de celebrar su boda en África porque hace más calorcito. Aprovecharon que la familia dormía tras una celebración navideña para hacer el macuto con bañadores, gafas de sol y una colchoneta de piscina.

¿Qué les dan de comer a los niños en Alemania para que salgan tan espabilados? ¿Y cómo van a ser estos críos en concreto cuando tengan diez años más? ¿Cuánto tardarán en volver a intentarlo?

Child elopers' Africa plan foiled

Two German children - aged five and six - have been stopped by police from eloping to Africa to tie the knot in the sun, reports say.

The budding lovebirds, identified as Mika and Anna-Lena, packed bathing costumes, sunglasses and a lilo and headed for the airport.
They even had the presence of mind to invite along an official witness - Anna-Lena's seven-year-old sister.

The three got as far as Hanover railway station before police intervened.

The young couple were "very much in love" and had decided to get married in Africa "where it is warm", police spokesman Holger Jureczko told the AFP news agency.

Sun-seekers

The idea for the getaway wedding was born as the children's families celebrated New Year's eve together and Mika regaled the two girls with stories of a recent holiday to Italy.

The following morning, as their parents slept, the intrepid trio walked 1km (0.6 miles) to the local tram station at Langenhagen, where they hopped aboard a tram for Hanover central station.

But the group aroused the suspicion of a guard as they waited for a train to the airport, and police were called in.

Officers persuaded the children they would not get far without tickets and money, but consoled them with a free tour of the police station, where they were shortly picked up by relieved parents.

Although any marriage plans have been put on hold for now, police did not altogether rule out the possibility of an African wedding.

"They can still put their plan into action at a later date," AFP quoted the spokesman as saying.

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